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Thursday, October 4, 2007

This Just In...


Jason Gingell was seen in a field just outside of Ann Arbor practicing his place kicking. Witnesses to this tragic event said that the pigskin never hit its target.

A spokesperson for the Wolverine's Special Teams said: "Jason is coming along, the ball did ricochet off a sparrow, we believe that is some sort of omen so that gives us hope".

*Now that is broad.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Hey Lloyd get out the Tiger Balm

"Who told you to go for two points? I know I didn't tell you to go for two points, who goes for two points? This is outlandish, egregious, preposterous, this is a public humiliation."